The 10 Commandments

  1. Blokes do not read instructions.  They are for the weak.
  2. Blokes never ask for directions no matter how lost.
  3. Blokes must routinely take time out to stare at the ceiling and contemplate.
  4. Blokes must rant whenever an audience can be found.  Ranting eases the soul.
  5. Do not enter into the loo seat argument.  It’s boring.  And pointless.
  6. Blokes should continuously be bemused why Greece is a member of the EU
  7. Blokes never, under any circumstances, use a park and ride.
  8. Helicopters are cool.  You don’t know why, they just are OK.
  9. Beware of posh girls with flicky hair who say they are in PR.
  10. 98% of people don’t really understand torque.  Admit it and move on
  11. Blokes shall learn something interesting every day.
  12. Blokes avoid convention.  if someone asks you to list 10 things, list 13.