The 10 Commandments
- Blokes do not read instructions. They are for the weak.
- Blokes never ask for directions no matter how lost.
- Blokes must routinely take time out to stare at the ceiling and contemplate.
- Blokes must rant whenever an audience can be found. Ranting eases the soul.
- Do not enter into the loo seat argument. It’s boring. And pointless.
- Blokes should continuously be bemused why Greece is a member of the EU
- Blokes never, under any circumstances, use a park and ride.
- Helicopters are cool. You don’t know why, they just are OK.
- Beware of posh girls with flicky hair who say they are in PR.
- 98% of people don’t really understand torque. Admit it and move on
- Blokes shall learn something interesting every day.
- Blokes avoid convention. if someone asks you to list 10 things, list 13.